‘QUAKE ON SACRED MOUNT KINABALU AFTER TOURIST PRANK.

9 tourists strip provokes outrage among villagers who believe this profanity enraged the God of the sacred mountain in Sabah, Malaysia with devastating earthquake of 6°, killing 18.

The 3 naughty girls bared their breasts at zero temperature – with nipple popping effect. 6 boys stripped to their slips with the likely opposite effect.

To add insult to injury the kids ignored to their guide’s remontrances yelling obscenities such as: « Dominiknickers », « Go Blatter yourself », « Dom does it ‘cos he Kahn ». . .

Result, arrested with or without bras, 3 days in the nick, fines of £860 per breast, extradition, mom & dad real mad.

I am the last person to criticize these kids, having skied in a state of undress & inebriation, with a famous brit celebrity who shares my first name, down Verbier’s piste noire, to the general amusement & applause of the Swiss monitors & assembled skiing audience.

But, the rule « WHEN IN ROME DO AS THE ROMANS DO » should be printed on every holiday-maker’s ‘plane ticket. What goes for St Tropez is too, too trop when behaviour dis-respects local sensibilities, superstition and tenets.

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