WHAT A DIFFERENCE A WEEK MAKES

Nasty Nigel emerges from behind the red-faced, ale-swilling, letter-box grinning facade as « snarling, thin-skinned, aggressive. » His not so faithful entourage accuse him of the cult of personality – as if we didn’t know!

M.A.D. Mutually Assured Destruction

Lib Dems – totally irrelevant, no comment needed.

Black Hole

Labour – a massive partouze with everyone rushing to throw their knickers into the electoral ring. Absence of candidates with stature,  experience & sex appeal. The scene is set for the return  of…

David Milliband as saviour.

The never-ending Tory, here commenceth the new ONE NATION chapter. Devolution of powers to the cities. Devolution of power to Gorgeous George he’s on his way to 10 Downing Street.

Ossie Osborne for 2020?

SNP, the Clash is on stage. Nicola Sturgeon spunky leader of Scotland the brave. Will she stay or will she go?

 Double Trouble

A WEEK IS A LONG, LONG TIME IN POLITICS.