GUILTY AS CHARGED – 3 December 2015

He cried all the way thru the trial – scared shitless of being put where the sun doesn’t shine. And sure he got it, duh – that he had screwed up big time, losing his hero status, his sponsors, a zillion $$$ in legal fees and his lovely squeeze. To my simple cop mind he is guilty of a premeditated act with malice aforethought and intent to kill – his girlfriend, or a black burglar in the loo. He took a gun, shot 4 times thru the door, not to flush the loo nor to protect the PQ, but intending to kill, despite there being no threat manifested.
(Apartheid is in the past in RSA and it is no longer as kosher as Christmas to shoot a black man for peeing in a white man’s loo – except maybe in Ferguson, USA).
His crime was murder, murder most vile, your Honour. They say he’ll be outta the nick in 10 bleeding months.
Ps: maybe he should have pleaded « crime passionnel » suspecting the lady was having it off with the thief. That IS Oscar material, (Mel & Naomi).

Pps: to the people who tell me that this blog is in bloody poor taste – which it is, I remind them that slaughtering a young girl, and a parent’s child isn’t exakly Debrett non plus.